According to this article, Prince Harry’s girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, “is determined to get a tan so she looks healthy and gorgeous.”

I hope this anonymous source is wrong in claiming that Chelsy equates “tan” with “healthy.” Chelsy should know that tanning is dangerous and can lead to skin cancer. And it doesn’t make you “gorgeous,” unless you consider wrinkles gorgeous.

For a look at what sun can do to your skin, check out these before and after photos of the once-gorgeous Brigitte Bardot.

Chelsy, get some sunscreen. And now I’ll stop ranting.